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We LOVE getting out there and meeting fellow geeks! Throughout the year, you’ll find us roaming various gaming events and nerd conventions, be it a tiny gathering of like-minded tabletop gamers or a huge Comic-Conesque geekzilla of a Con.

Want to meet us in person and have a looksie at our tees? Here’s where you can find us in 2026 (so far!):

GRUMPY TOUR OF DORKEST DOOM

  • 27 Feb

    Festival des Jeux

     27 February - 1 March

    Festival des Jeux de Cannes is a massive celebration of play in all its forms, where board games, RPGs, card games and gaming culture take over the iconic Palais des Festivals, making it a geek heaven on the French Riviera.

  • 13 Mar

    InterOcio

     13 - 15 March

    InterOcio is a high-energy playground for board-game lovers, where the latest releases, demos, passionate creators and players fill the halls of IFEMA in a vibrant heart of Spain.

  • 27 Mar

    BookGame

     27 - 29 March

    A huge, three-day festival and fair that turns EXPO Krakow into a buzzing hub of board games, puzzles, RPG sessions, LEGO builds, comic-book corners and nonstop play for all ages.

  • 11 Apr

    One More Game

     11 - 12 April

    OMG is Wroclaw’s tabletop celebration, a weekend where dice fly, miniatures clash and players from all walks of life gather to test their skills. Remember, there's always space for one more game.

  • 08 May

    Elfia Vorden

     8 - 10 May

    Elfia Festival is the largest outdoor fantasy and cosplay event in the Netherlands, set around the magical Castle Vorden where elves, warriors and steampunk adventurers bring a living story to life.

  • 14 May

    Fantasy Basel

     14 - 16 May

    It's where Swiss creativity meets pop‑culture obsession - comic books, movies, anime, cosplay and tabletop collide in a buzzing convention hall, gathering almost 100k geeks!

  • 29 May

    Tolkien Tage

     29 - 31 May

    A heartfelt celebration of all things Middle‑earth, where fans gather to honor Tolkien’s worlds with themed markets, live music, lectures and costume parades. It’s a cozy, spirited journey, perfect for anyone who’s ever dreamed of walking the paths of Rivendell or the Shire.

  • 03 Jun

    Mystic Festival

     03 - 06 June

    Mystic is the perfect way to kick off what’s going to be a headbanging year of live shows for us and it’s just the first of many metal events we plan to hit in 2026.

  • 19 Jun

    Pyrkon

     19 - 21 June

    Poland’s ultimate geekfest, a whirlwind of cosplay, comics, games and fantasy worlds. Panels, workshops, live performances and gaming marathons fill every corner, making it a nonstop playground for imagination where every fan can find their tribe.

  • 23 Jul

    NärCon

     23 - 26 July

    Sweden's biggest celebration of fantasy and gaming, right in the heart of Linköping. Expect RPGs, board games, cosplay, workshops, and, more importantly, Swedish meatballs (we sure hope so!).

  • 29 Jul

    Wacken Open Air

     29 July - 01 August

    One of the world's most famous metal festivals, where the tiny village of Wacken transforms into the unofficial capital of heavy metal. Expect crushing riffs, questionable weather, and countless black T-shirts. With any luck, a few of them will look familiar.

  • 30 Jul

    Castlefest

     30 July - 2 August

    Where fantasy becomes your reality. A fest for young and old, where, as soon as you enter the gates, you find yourself in the Other World. Castlefest is a total experience with lots of music, fantasy writers, themed catering, medieval crafts along with a large market and the highlight of it all is the Wicker Ritual.

  • 05 Aug

    Brutal Assault

     05 - 08 August

    A metal festival inside an 18th-century fortress? Why the f*** not. It combines world-class heavy music with one of the most BRUTAL (sorry, not sorry, couldn't resist) festival settings on the planet. Come for the riffs, stay for the knedlíky.

  • 21 Aug

    Dni Fantastyki

     21 - 23 August

    We suspect Leśnica Castle was built solely to host Dni Fantastyki a few centuries later. Historians may disagree, but they weren't there. Anyway, sure, there are games, lectures, cosplay, and all that - but don't be surprised if you end up spending half your time just wandering around the castle grounds. We surely will.

  • 26 Aug

    Gamescom

     26 - 30 August

    Europe's biggest gaming event, where "I'll just have a quick look" somehow turns into 30,000 steps. Expect blockbuster announcements, endless demos, the biggest names in gaming industry...and us. We know, one of these things is not quite like the others.

  • 22 Oct

    SPIEL Essen

     22 - 25 October

    The world's largest public fair for board games which brings together passionate game fans with national and international exhibitors in Germany in the heart of the Ruhr area.

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